snowylynxx:

that-twink-over-there:

catgirlforeskin:

trans-angel:

catgirlforeskin:

helloitsbees:

agentemo:

mango-pickle:

wilbursootbrainrot:

helloitsbees:

b4rfs:

helloitsbees:

asofterepilogue:

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

this is entrapment

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

everyone lost

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

(via magpie-writer)

ultrawhalnar:

homelesscorpsebehindatrain:

lordoftherings-uk:

this. this person paraphrased my post-

(via breadprincess)

professorsparklepants:

doritoprincess:

gayavatarstyle:

gayavatarstyle:

can you imagine how the whole energybending scene must have looked to Sokka and Suki

Sokka: “ohmygod, I think aang’s losing!”

Suki: “you dont know that, maybe red is aang’s color”

Sokka: “you think the motherfucker who was planning to genocide the entire world with fire has a *blue aura*??”

Toph: “what the FUCK are you guys TALKING about”

Sokka: it’s the same color as his tattoos, of COURSE Aang is blue.

Toph: Aang has tattoos?

(via oestrogencookies)

m-haitch:

“I wish that I could leave myself alone. I wish that I could finally feel that I punished myself enough.”

— Carrie Fisher, The Princess Diarist

(via midnightsoliloquy)

mosticonicposts:

diosmiles:

durbikins:

imagine what the shitposting game in the amish country is like

Father Amos: Rise and shine bretheren, it is time to till the earth and do good deeds in the eyes of the lord.

Slothful Jeremiah:

certified iconic post

(via thementalistscandidate)

weaver-z:

weaver-z:

Y'all are NOT ready for this saga I just received in my askbox

(via thementalistscandidate)

normal-horoscopes:

autisticsansa:

largishcat:

anyone else get embarrassed when their self indulgent daydreams are like too self-indulgent? like oh jeez the telepaths are going to judge me

#ah so when you’re not Catholic you think it’s telepaths lol

Sentences that explain like 70% of America

(via teenagerposts)

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

candyredterezii:

what if you woke up one morning and checked your Youtube Recommended videos and you got recommended a true crime video by one of those girls who do their make up and shit while talking about true crime cases and the thumbnail had your photo in it with the title  “The Unexplained Murder Of Y/N”

(via paarthursass)

humanjeff:

is that Yoda wasn’t on Dagobah for any mystical Force reasons, he was there because it was a literal smorgasbord for him. he was the apex predator in that bog, everything for miles around was probably TERRIFIED of him. every food chain ended in Yoda & his death came as a huge relief to the entire ecosystem.

fallingnives:

grogu sending SOS’s through the force: [please send help] [my dad and i need help] [if there’s jedi listening] [my dad is very caring] [he’s fighting imperials] [but he can’t keep holding them off] [even if he could totally kick their ass] [he’s been protecting me so much] [he’s afraid of nothing] [he’s also very strong] [won the super darksword] [from evil gideon] [with a stick] [so strong] [so brave] [took out a sand dragon] [on his own] [he’s a real warrior] [big armor] [tough] [so badass] [big hard armor] [but he’s lonely] [lonely warrior dad] [also single] [did i mention big armor?] [please jedi] [dad needs you]

luke, grabbing the tightest Gucci pants he owns: I’m on my way

standardbox:

courtneymack:

this video is making me SOB

(via edwardjames-kenway)

dappercyborg:

me-and-my-dumbass:

mewzaque:

funkyness:

gigantamaxhatterene:

cyanampersand:

funkyness:

rhysthereblogged:

funkyness:

getting rickrolled made me angry but getting stickbugged is so pleasant….

How do you feel about getting gnomed

FUCK that gnome

Hey let’s play Russian Roulette

click the link to find out who got you

I didn’t expect that

(via maythebaebewithyou)

swedenis-h:

I can’t explain this one, fellas.

(via derpyfangirl)